Marvin

In their own words

“I must be blunt and say that I would prefer it if you spent more time tending your crops.”

“Your science fiction authors have made various incorrect conjectures about our kind. We have little interest in eliminating your cattle, or bending your corn.”

“You remembered my day of birth. That is, according to human custom, apparently quite touching.”

“You are giving me more than I can comfortably carry. And more than I can in good conscience take.”

“I wish to spend the night at your lander. If this is agreeable to you, then let us proceed at once.”